Funny Weed Shirts with a Straight Face | SMOKEWEAR

The jokes are written like paperwork. SMOKE BREAK: 15 minutes allowed, 45 taken. ASH LENGTH: structural limit inspection, FIG. 8. LOST PROPERTY: one lighter, borrowed, never returned.

Each STATUS. design is printed on the back, centred and as large as the print area allows. The front stays blank, so the shirt only explains itself when you turn around.

27 designs, one price: €55 / $58, on a 237 g/m² cotton box tee. Four of them also come as a hoodie or crewneck.

STATUS.

Large back print. Blank front.

4:20 Box Tee in Black, back

Black

4:20. Local time. Large back print.

TOLERANCE Box Tee in Black, back

Black

TOLERANCE Box Tee

Tolerance high. Patience high. Snacks required.

LOST PROPERTY. Box Tee in White, back

White

LOST PROPERTY. Box Tee

Item: lighter. Status: borrowed. Returned: never.

BEFORE LEAVING. Box Tee in White, back

White

BEFORE LEAVING. Box Tee

Keys. Phone. Lighter. Papers. Plans unchecked.

PUFF. PUFF. PASS. Box Tee in Black, back

Black

PUFF. PUFF. PASS. Box Tee

House rules. Full back print.

SMOKE BREAK Box Tee in Black, back

Black

SMOKE BREAK Box Tee

Break: 15 min. Taken: 45 min.

ASSEMBLY. Box Tee in White, back

White

ASSEMBLY. Box Tee

Exploded cone assembly. FIG. 1.

LIGHTER. Box Tee in White, back

White

LIGHTER. Box Tee

Property of someone else. Two-view projection. FIG. 2.

CLOCK. Box Tee in Black, back

Black

Dimensioned dial. Local time.

AIRFLOW. Box Tee in Black, back

Black

AIRFLOW. Box Tee

Combustion and intake section A-A. FIG. 3.

ASHTRAY. Box Tee in White, back

White

ASHTRAY. Box Tee

Top view. Capacity exceeded. FIG. 9.

MATCH. Box Tee in White, back

White

Lifecycle of a match: ready, active, done. FIG. 10.

PAPERS. Box Tee in Black, back

Black

PAPERS. Box Tee

Rolling paper dimensions and fold lines. FIG. 11.

SMOKE. Box Tee in Black, back

Black

Smoke dynamics and dispersion trajectory. FIG. 4.

GRINDER. Box Tee in White, back

White

GRINDER. Box Tee

Exploded 4-piece grinder view. FIG. 5.

MUNCHIES. Box Tee in White, back

White

MUNCHIES. Box Tee

Inventory and consumption requirements. FIG. 12.

COUCH. Box Tee in Black, back

Black

Orthographic sofa projection. Gravity index. FIG. 6.

BACK IN 15. Box Tee in Black, back

Black

BACK IN 15. Box Tee

Hanging door sign. ETA approximate.

ROTATION. Box Tee in White, back

White

ROTATION. Box Tee

Clockwise orbital handoff trajectory. FIG. 13.

HOTBOX. Box Tee in White, back

White

HOTBOX. Box Tee

Enclosed cabin air volume saturation. FIG. 7.

STASH. Box Tee in Black, back

Black

Two-view stash container schematic. FIG. 14.

PERFORMANCE. Box Tee in Black, back

Black

PERFORMANCE. Box Tee

Productivity versus time dimensioned curve. FIG. 15.

BOGART. Box Tee in White, back

White

BOGART. Box Tee

Verb definition: to hold it too long.

TERMS. Box Tee in White, back

White

Terms of use. Non-negotiable contract.

ASH LENGTH. Box Tee in Black, back

Black

ASH LENGTH. Box Tee

Structural limit inspection. FIG. 8.

FORECAST. Box Tee in Black, back

Black

FORECAST. Box Tee

Conditions: hazy. High: all day.

BREAKFAST. Box Tee in White, back

White

BREAKFAST. Box Tee

Morning protocol and wake-up routine.

Questions.

Are the designs only on tees?

Four STATUS. designs also come as a heavyweight hoodie or crewneck: 4:20, ASSEMBLY., SMOKE BREAK and FORECAST.

How does it fit?

The tee is cut boxy and oversized, with a dropped shoulder. Take your usual size for the intended loose fit, or one size down for a closer one. Sizes run S to 4XL.

How long does it take?

Every piece is printed to order. It is prepared and dispatched within 2 to 4 business days, from the US or the EU, whichever is nearer to you. Socks ship from the US.