The gift guideFor them.

From
€39 / $42
Dispatch
2 to 4 business days
Ships from
US or EU, nearest

Novelty gifts get worn once. These are clothes first: a 237 g/m² tee, a 350 g/m² hoodie, a pair of embroidered socks. The reference is there for the people who get it, and invisible to everyone else.

They are ordered by budget, from socks at €39 / $42 to hoodies from €89 / $95.

Everything is printed to order and ships in 2 to 4 business days, so order a week before the date that matters. You can send it straight to them: enter their address at checkout.

THE SAFE ONE.

€39 / $42. Socks. Two sizes.
BASE.S/W. Crew Socks in Black
Black
S/W. Crew Socks
The blue box, embroidered on the outside of each sock.
€39.00Order →

THE QUIET ONE.

€45 / $48. One word on the chest.
BASE.PUFF. Box Tee in Black
Black
PUFF. Box Tee
PUFF. on the left chest. Nothing else.
€45.00Order →
BASE.HOMEGROWN. Box Tee in White
White
HOMEGROWN. Box Tee
HOMEGROWN. on the left chest.
€45.00Order →
BASE.HIGH FUNCTION. Box Tee in White
White
HIGH FUNCTION. Box Tee
Two words on the left chest.
€45.00Order →
BASE.SMOKE/WEAR. Box Tee in Black
Black
SMOKE/WEAR. Box Tee
The wordmark. Chest.
€45.00Order →
BASE.Good Stuff. Box Tee in Black
Black
Good Stuff. Box Tee
Good Stuff. Chest.
€45.00Order →
BASE.THE TEE. Box Tee in White
White
THE TEE. Box Tee
Flat technical drawing of the box tee on the box tee.
€45.00Order →
BASE.SEAL. Box Tee in White
White
SEAL. Box Tee
Circular certified spec seal on the left chest.
€45.00Order →

THE ONE THEY GET.

€55 / $58. The joke on the back.
STATUS.4:20 Box Tee in Black, backBack
Black
4:20 Box Tee
4:20. Local time. Large back print.
€55.00Order →
STATUS.LOST PROPERTY. Box Tee in White, backBack
White
LOST PROPERTY. Box Tee
Item: lighter. Status: borrowed. Returned: never.
€55.00Order →
STATUS.SMOKE BREAK Box Tee in Black, backBack
Black
SMOKE BREAK Box Tee
Break: 15 min. Taken: 45 min.
€55.00Order →
STATUS.MUNCHIES. Box Tee in White, backBack
White
MUNCHIES. Box Tee
Inventory and consumption requirements. FIG. 12.
€55.00Order →
STATUS.COUCH. Box Tee in Black, backBack
Black
COUCH. Box Tee
Orthographic sofa projection. Gravity index. FIG. 6.
€55.00Order →
STATUS.FORECAST. Box Tee in Black, backBack
Black
FORECAST. Box Tee
Conditions: hazy. High: all day.
€55.00Order →

THE BIG ONE.

From €79 / $85. 350 g/m² fleece.
BASE.SMOKE/WEAR. Hoodie in Black
Black
SMOKE/WEAR. Hoodie
The wordmark. Chest.
€89.00Order →
BASE.PUFF. Hoodie in Black
Black
PUFF. Hoodie
PUFF. on the left chest. Nothing else.
€89.00Order →
STATUS.4:20 Hoodie in Black, backBack
Black
4:20 Hoodie
4:20. Local time. Large back print.
€99.00Order →
STATUS.ASSEMBLY. Hoodie in Black, backBack
Black
ASSEMBLY. Hoodie
Exploded cone assembly. FIG. 1.
€99.00Order →
BASE.HIGH FUNCTION. Crewneck in Black
Black
HIGH FUNCTION. Crewneck
Two words on the left chest.
€79.00Order →
BASE.SEAL. Crewneck in Black
Black
SEAL. Crewneck
Circular certified spec seal on the left chest.
€79.00Order →
STATUS.SMOKE BREAK Crewneck in Black, backBack
Black
SMOKE BREAK Crewneck
Break: 15 min. Taken: 45 min.
€89.00Order →
STATUS.FORECAST. Crewneck in Black, backBack
Black
FORECAST. Crewneck
Conditions: hazy. High: all day.
€89.00Order →

Questions.

What if I get the size wrong?

The tee is cut loose, so their usual size is the safe one. Socks come in S/M and L/XL. For anything else, see the returns page.

How long does it take?

Every piece is printed to order. It is prepared and dispatched within 2 to 4 business days, from the US or the EU, whichever is nearer to you. Socks ship from the US.

Can I send it straight to them?

Yes. Enter their address as the shipping address at checkout.