Weed Shirts, Said Quietly | SMOKEWEAR

Most weed shirts announce themselves with a leaf, a pun or a colour scheme. These use the language of a technical drawing instead: an exploded four-piece grinder, a dimensioned clock dial, a lighter labelled as someone else’s property.

There are two lines. BASE. (€45 / $48) prints one word on the left chest and leaves the back blank. STATUS. (€55 / $58) leaves the front blank and prints the joke large across the back, so it reads to the people behind you.

Every one is the same 237 g/m² cotton box tee, printed to order in the US or the EU, whichever is nearer. There is no stock, so allow 2 to 4 business days before it ships.

STATUS.

The joke is on the back.

4:20 Box Tee in Black, back

Black

4:20. Local time. Large back print.

TOLERANCE Box Tee in Black, back

Black

TOLERANCE Box Tee

Tolerance high. Patience high. Snacks required.

LOST PROPERTY. Box Tee in White, back

White

LOST PROPERTY. Box Tee

Item: lighter. Status: borrowed. Returned: never.

BEFORE LEAVING. Box Tee in White, back

White

BEFORE LEAVING. Box Tee

Keys. Phone. Lighter. Papers. Plans unchecked.

PUFF. PUFF. PASS. Box Tee in Black, back

Black

PUFF. PUFF. PASS. Box Tee

House rules. Full back print.

SMOKE BREAK Box Tee in Black, back

Black

SMOKE BREAK Box Tee

Break: 15 min. Taken: 45 min.

ASSEMBLY. Box Tee in White, back

White

ASSEMBLY. Box Tee

Exploded cone assembly. FIG. 1.

LIGHTER. Box Tee in White, back

White

LIGHTER. Box Tee

Property of someone else. Two-view projection. FIG. 2.

CLOCK. Box Tee in Black, back

Black

Dimensioned dial. Local time.

AIRFLOW. Box Tee in Black, back

Black

AIRFLOW. Box Tee

Combustion and intake section A-A. FIG. 3.

ASHTRAY. Box Tee in White, back

White

ASHTRAY. Box Tee

Top view. Capacity exceeded. FIG. 9.

MATCH. Box Tee in White, back

White

Lifecycle of a match: ready, active, done. FIG. 10.

PAPERS. Box Tee in Black, back

Black

PAPERS. Box Tee

Rolling paper dimensions and fold lines. FIG. 11.

SMOKE. Box Tee in Black, back

Black

Smoke dynamics and dispersion trajectory. FIG. 4.

GRINDER. Box Tee in White, back

White

GRINDER. Box Tee

Exploded 4-piece grinder view. FIG. 5.

MUNCHIES. Box Tee in White, back

White

MUNCHIES. Box Tee

Inventory and consumption requirements. FIG. 12.

COUCH. Box Tee in Black, back

Black

Orthographic sofa projection. Gravity index. FIG. 6.

BACK IN 15. Box Tee in Black, back

Black

BACK IN 15. Box Tee

Hanging door sign. ETA approximate.

ROTATION. Box Tee in White, back

White

ROTATION. Box Tee

Clockwise orbital handoff trajectory. FIG. 13.

HOTBOX. Box Tee in White, back

White

HOTBOX. Box Tee

Enclosed cabin air volume saturation. FIG. 7.

STASH. Box Tee in Black, back

Black

Two-view stash container schematic. FIG. 14.

PERFORMANCE. Box Tee in Black, back

Black

PERFORMANCE. Box Tee

Productivity versus time dimensioned curve. FIG. 15.

BOGART. Box Tee in White, back

White

BOGART. Box Tee

Verb definition: to hold it too long.

TERMS. Box Tee in White, back

White

Terms of use. Non-negotiable contract.

ASH LENGTH. Box Tee in Black, back

Black

ASH LENGTH. Box Tee

Structural limit inspection. FIG. 8.

FORECAST. Box Tee in Black, back

Black

FORECAST. Box Tee

Conditions: hazy. High: all day.

BREAKFAST. Box Tee in White, back

White

BREAKFAST. Box Tee

Morning protocol and wake-up routine.

BASE.

One word on the chest.

PUFF. Box Tee in Black

Black

PUFF. on the left chest. Nothing else.

HOMEGROWN. Box Tee in White

White

HOMEGROWN. Box Tee

HOMEGROWN. on the left chest.

HIGH FUNCTION. Box Tee in White

White

HIGH FUNCTION. Box Tee

Two words on the left chest.

Black

SMOKE/WEAR. Box Tee

The wordmark. Chest.

Good Stuff. Box Tee in Black

Black

Good Stuff. Box Tee

Good Stuff. Chest.

THE TEE. Box Tee in White

White

THE TEE. Box Tee

Flat technical drawing of the box tee on the box tee.

SEAL. Box Tee in White

White

Circular certified spec seal on the left chest.

Questions.

Is the print on the front or the back?

STATUS. tees are printed on the back only; the front stays blank. BASE. tees carry one small print on the left chest and nothing on the back.

What is the blue box on the sleeve?

The SMOKE/WEAR. mark. It runs down the left sleeve of every printed piece.

How does it fit?

The tee is cut boxy and oversized, with a dropped shoulder. Take your usual size for the intended loose fit, or one size down for a closer one. Sizes run S to 4XL.

How long does it take?

Every piece is printed to order. It is prepared and dispatched within 2 to 4 business days, from the US or the EU, whichever is nearer to you. Socks ship from the US.